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AIRPORT
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AIR INDIA
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FLIGHT #9
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Plane
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SEAT #52
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Baithe
PASSENGER
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saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
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BOY FRIEND
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ghar
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BED ROOM
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ATTACH
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WINDOW
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SAATH
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PEHLE
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MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
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CLASS
4th
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TEACHER
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TABLE
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SAMNE
WALI
ROW
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4th
BENCH
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SAATH
WALI
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BAITHE
HUE
STUDENT
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BAG
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PADI
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ENGLISH
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BOOK
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PAGE #57
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LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
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DOOSRON
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TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai.....ha ha
Length: 587 | Share
Category: SMS Jokes
| ID: 40111
Added On: May-08-2013
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI...
Length: 178 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40110
Added On: Apr-24-2013
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!
Length: 162 | Share
Category: Santa Banta SMS
| ID: 40109
Added On: Apr-24-2013
Japan Me 2 Dost The 1 Ka Nam
"Jo"or Dusre Ka "Wo"
Ek Din "Jo"ke Paas Jin Aa Gaya To
"Jo"dar Gaya Or "Wo"ko Awaz Di
"Wo"bhaag Kar Aaya
To Jin Ko Dekhar "Wo"mar Gaya
Bus Usi Din Se Kahavat Hai
"Jo"dar Gaya "Wo"mar Gaya
Haso Mat Market Me Naya Hai Aage Bhejo.
Length: 264 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40108
Added On: Apr-20-2013
2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi
Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi
Achanak 1 Aam Gira!
Lady: yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira
Aam Bola: PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.
Length: 171 | Share
Category: Naughty SMS
| ID: 40107
Added On: Apr-04-2013
Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai.
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For Eg.
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Apple,
Chiku,
Sabzi,
Etc Etc..
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Sab Dhoke Hi Khaye Hai...
Length: 134 | Share
Category: SMS Jokes
| ID: 40106
Added On: Apr-04-2013
Wife: Baju-wali Har Saal
Apne Pati Ke Sath 10 Din Bahar
Ghumne Jaati Hai Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye.. ?
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Husband: Maine To 4-5 Baar Poocha
Par Wo Nahi Maani.
Length: 162 | Share
Category: Wife and Husband SMS
| ID: 40105
Added On: Apr-04-2013
Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.
Length: 150 | Share
Category: Santa Banta SMS
| ID: 40104
Added On: Mar-21-2013
Teri Ummeed Tera Intezar Karte Hain.
Hum Tumhe Paane Ki Dua Karte Hain.
Milogi Ek Din Humse Kisi Mod Pe,
Iss Umeed Se Hum Tanha Jiya Karte Hain.
Length: 147 | Share
Category: Sher-O-Shayari
| ID: 40103
Added On: Mar-21-2013
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya.
Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.
Santa: Abey Chup Baith.
Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya,
Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!
Length: 155 | Share
Category: Santa Banta SMS
| ID: 40102
Added On: Mar-21-2013
Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
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"Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
Setting Kara De...
Length: 139 | Share
Category: Naughty SMS
| ID: 40101
Added On: Jan-19-2013
Boy To God After Result
"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Methi
Agr Pass Kr Deta To Kya Baat Thi
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God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata To Kya Baat Thi!!
Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pas Thi!! :P
God Rocxxxx....Boy Shocxxxx:p
Length: 227 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40100
Added On: Jan-19-2013
Jab tak hai jaan and Son Of sardar
Length: 34 | Share
Category: :) Funny Images
| ID: 40099
Added On: Nov-24-2012
Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi
Length: 153 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40098
Added On: Nov-16-2012
Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.
Length: 148 | Share
Category: Sher-O-Shayari
| ID: 40097
Added On: Nov-04-2012
DIWALI DHAMAKA':-
Mujhe sms karo or jito
18 lakh ke car ka photo,
29 inch colour tv ka box or
Mere sath dinner karne ka mouka
Wo bhi aap k ghar....
Happy Diwali...
Length: 169 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40096
Added On: Nov-04-2012
3 saal k bachche ne
Pyar ki definition likhi
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Pyar huggies me huyi
Su-su ki tarah hota h.
Jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par
Khud ko feel hota h
Length: 159 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40095
Added On: Oct-31-2012
1 Mendhak pandit k pas gya or
Apna future pucha.
Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or
Tera Dil le jayegi.!
Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kha?
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Pandit-BIOLOGY- LAB me.
Length: 173 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40094
Added On: Oct-31-2012
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Length: 462 | Share
Category: Funny SMS
| ID: 40093
Added On: Oct-21-2012
Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Bahut khush hua
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.
Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)
Length: 308 | Share
Category: SMS Jokes
| ID: 40092
Added On: Oct-21-2012
